Marshall O'Boy
Adult Model - Singer - Promotion - Soundman
O'Boy Barfly Philosophy
Barfly Philosophy by Marshall O’Boy
Gum chewers in bars: It could be an epidemic of fresh breath but it’s more than likely that cutie you’re trying to pick up is a crystal meth crackhead. Let’s see, rotten teeth and (sniff) fowl breath despite the huge wad of gum, BO, Bambi in headlights eyes and a limp dick. Yep, it’s meth. Quick boys grab him, don’t let this stud get away.
Taking my shirt off in bars: I do it not because it’s hot or I’m hot. It’s just a little game I like to play to see how many other boys will follow my lead. When the cute ones do take off their shirts, you can thank me later. Try it yourself, it works every time.
First one on the dance floor: Years ago my friend Ken Jackson (RIP) taught me it doesn’t matter if you dance like a clod, don’t be afraid to hit the dance floor. In fact, be the first clown on the dance floor. Others will be less self-conscious about their dancing, quickly join in and get the party started. It’s a real ice breaker at an otherwise flaccid club and it turns out that I finally got pretty damned good at dancing.
Stop, turn and say hello: Also taught to me by Ken. When you catch a boy looking at you as you pass…Stop, Turn, Smile and say Hello (or wassup or how ya doin’ or whatever). I know its hard sometimes, especially if your shy. Just shut up and do it. It will get you soundly laid. This one works just about anywhere.
